Ragul Gandhi cannot legally drink in Maharashtra - Subra Swami

Irked by Digveejay Singh's remark that Ragul finally looks old enough to drink, Janta Party President Subra Swami issued a sensational statement here dubbing Singh a Janpath mouthpiece and criticising his statement as one that had no legal or logical basis.
'He still roams around on an Italian passport' said Swami, 'Obviously he has to pay export duties before buying a drink. Also the legal drinking age in Maharashtra is now 25 which means Ragul will find it very tough to buy a drink, given his boyish looks.' When queried about actor Imraan Khan's PIL against the drinking age bar in Maharashtra, Swami said 'There is also a legal minimum age for filing a PIL so we can safely ignore him' with a chuckle.

Interesting conversation - must-read

There was this atheist professor who decided to prove to his class that God did not exist.
"Can you see God?"
"No"
"See? Proved!"
The class was in stunned silence for over 35-40 minutes before a curly haired short student stood up in the last bench and said, in a confident but not complacent tone,
"Sir, may I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes"
Wait, another hand went up in the second-last bench and a smart looking fellow stood up.
"Sir, can I ask you a return question?"
"No, shhhh, please do some quiet reading,shhhh"
But the young man refused to give up.
"Sir, have you seen heat?"
"hain what?"
"Heat, h.e.a.t, heat"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"Have you seen light?"
"Yes, shhhh now, let me focus on correcting these answer papers, please sit down"
"Can you prove that light exists?"
"That's it. Get out of my class room. Now"
"How do you know God does not exist, when you can't prove any simple damn thing?"
"Bring your parents to meet the principal tomorrow"
The first dude who wanted to go to the bathroom was none other than someone from Switzerland like Albert Einstein and the second guy who got thrown out was a distant relative of our very own former president Dr. ABJ Qalaam. The professor was, yes, by now you must have guessed it, Bill Clintain, whose name sounded like a former American President. The principal had a portrait in his room of none other than Europe's very own Isaac Newton. Please forward this interesting episode to all so we can all feel proud about India, physics, religion etc.

Trance

DJ : Hey ye all, what's up dogs?
Crowd (C) : yea yea yea
DJ : Let's get this mfkin show on the road
C : yea yea
DJ : You guys like your music eh? What do you want me to play?
C : yea yea yea
DJ : I ain't gonna play no fkin' popular music. and that means no (first name1)-fkin-(second name1) and no (first name2)-fkin-(second name2)
C : yea yea yea
DJ : ye know what? I ain't gonna play anything!
C : yea yea
DJ : Let me instead read out some dialogues I wrote m'self.
'you ain't gonna no fk with me mofos, i ain't no saint blah blah etc'
C : yea yea
DJ : Also, let's get some beats goin' eh. (beats)
(repeat beats in infinite loop)
two hours later
C : yea yea
three hours later
C : yea yea
four hours later. The alcohol's drying up and the crowd's sobering up.
C (thinking aloud) :
1.If this place has a dress code, why is the DJ in a banian?
2.How many distinct songs did we just hear? I can recall only two.
3.I was carrying 10k when I came in. Now I need to borrow 5 rupees for bus ticket to go home.

Empowerment

This is an email trail. So read from down up.

From : D4 (Office boy)
To : L
CC : D1, D2, D3
D3 saab ne bola kuch kaam hai aur aapse milne ka hai urgent. apun train me aa raha hai. kuch chai nashta leke aaoon kya?

From : D3 (Executive)
To : L
CC : D1, D2, D4
sir I is busy on call sir. sending my guy to meet yourgoodself and help with on your project as soon as asap.

From : D2 (General Manager)
To : L
CC : D1, D3
I spoke with D1 and it would be great to work with you on this. Requesting D3 to contact you immediately to take this forward. Do let me know in case you need anything.

From : D1(CEO)
To : L
CC : D2
Sure. Through this mail, I request D2 to contact you directly and take this forward.
D2 - Please speak urgently

From : L
To : D1
Sir, Can your firm help me with project xyz please?

World cup reveller amongst Hazaare supporters detained

A semi-drunk 30 year old reveller Akash Sharma was detained by the local Delhi police for pretending to be a supporter of the Ana Hazaare anti-corruption campaign. Other rallyists reported him for shouting 'Dhoooooni Dhoni' out of context in the candlelight march. Akash was blank when asked about Ana Hazaare but made a brave attempt to yell his way out of the situation through general slogans such as "Bad things, down down!" and telling the policeman, "We have seen so much bad stuff and are very angry. I will not rest till whateva these guys are crying about is put a stop to or started or whateva they want done. I'm with you, comrades. They can't ignore us anymore (hic)". Akash allegedly took 5 chances to get to the 'cause' correctly, after cancer, terrorism, Ganpathi and Independence Day, and said "I don't know, who's he?" when asked about the Lokpal bill, which prompted the immediate arrest.

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got this as a fwd and i swear this works...

this is v.v.very rare photo...look at photo and say small very simple prayer wishing for one thing...anything you want very badly...say prayer 12 times and repeat twice i.e. total of 19 times...

dear god, please shower me with happiness and joy
dear god, please shower me with happiness and etc etc...

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Sachein, Bradmann surprise inclusions in MS Doni's Dream XI

"Captain Cool" MS Doni definitely had a point to prove on Friday on ESPN when, as part of a special feature, he was asked to select a Dream World XI to lead, from cricketers past and present. Obviously stinging from criticism that he was irrational and biased in the selection of the Indian team, Doni went on to pick his all-time favourites. The first name that came to his mind was, as expected, Raveendra Jadeija. "I think his fielding gives him a slight edge over, say, a Garry Sobers." Doni said. The next pick was the difficult one - the bowling all-rounder. "I think I'm going to go with Jogeender Sharma over Kapil Deiv, because, you know, Jogs can bat a bit". No surprises there. "I need an attacking leg spinner next. I think Pijush Chawla bowls a great googly and just edges out Shaine Warney." The shockers came in later when he picked Tendulkaar, Bradmann, Marrshall who all have proven match winning track records, out of the blue. Not always predictable, that's Doni for you.