Interesting conversation - must-read

There was this atheist professor who decided to prove to his class that God did not exist.
"Can you see God?"
"No"
"See? Proved!"
The class was in stunned silence for over 35-40 minutes before a curly haired short student stood up in the last bench and said, in a confident but not complacent tone,
"Sir, may I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes"
Wait, another hand went up in the second-last bench and a smart looking fellow stood up.
"Sir, can I ask you a return question?"
"No, shhhh, please do some quiet reading,shhhh"
But the young man refused to give up.
"Sir, have you seen heat?"
"hain what?"
"Heat, h.e.a.t, heat"
"Yeah, what about it?"
"Have you seen light?"
"Yes, shhhh now, let me focus on correcting these answer papers, please sit down"
"Can you prove that light exists?"
"That's it. Get out of my class room. Now"
"How do you know God does not exist, when you can't prove any simple damn thing?"
"Bring your parents to meet the principal tomorrow"
The first dude who wanted to go to the bathroom was none other than someone from Switzerland like Albert Einstein and the second guy who got thrown out was a distant relative of our very own former president Dr. ABJ Qalaam. The professor was, yes, by now you must have guessed it, Bill Clintain, whose name sounded like a former American President. The principal had a portrait in his room of none other than Europe's very own Isaac Newton. Please forward this interesting episode to all so we can all feel proud about India, physics, religion etc.