The US elections took a bizarre turn as the results started coming in today. The fake Tabilan tapes that were released yesterday by BS-TV seem to have brought back memories for the American public as they voted for the current incumbent GWBush who didn't figure in the list of candidates. People just wrote his name and a tick by the side. Obam and Mccane were unavailable for comment.
'We love GWBush's stance on the amount of mayonnaise that should go into a subway sandwich. He is my choice for president of the world', slurred one half-drunk voter, leaving the world wondering if GWBush is a well thought-out choice. However, the voting percentage stood at an all-time high of 4% leaving no room for doubt that GWB and the accompanying bad policies and recession are indeed the people's choice. ' We don't want change. We just want a president we can identify with' said another voter, ' and to be fair, I think he will smoke out Obama (sic) from his hide-out this time around'
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