Thursday, February 12, 2009

We will not allow 'greeting card companies' conspiracy day' celebrations : Muttalik

Raam Sena (RS) chief Muttalik stirred up yet another controversy at a rally yesterday in Bungalore. After creating a ruckus and courting arrest on Valentine's day earlier this year, the RS is now on to their next target.
Every year around this time, the entire nation eagerly awaits March 15th, celebrated as 'greeting card companies' conspiracy day' (GCCCD) to commemorate the same day in 2010 when Ballmark Inc. came up with the idea of 'general day' when people give cards to themselves for no apparent reason. For GCCCD is a day when everyone usually takes to the streets, drinking themselves silly and partying till dawn. Maybe not this year. At least not if Muttalik has his way.
'We think it is against Indian culture to come back home after dinner-time. I used to be caned to death if I entered my home after sunset' Muttalik reminisced fondly.'So if we see unrelated people out on Mothers' day, we will force adoption. If people get out on Friendship day, they will have to add me on facebook and compare movie taste with me. We have a plan for all these so called 'days'' he said.

6 comments:

mem said...

i was wondering why it was taking you so long to spoof this issue. but still no poking fun at pink chads/miscellaneous protest forms?

duh said...

pink chaddi's a spoof by itself i thought...will spoof whatever appears on 15th morning news..

M said...

it is now 16th. spoof already.

mem said...

its impossible to spoof - heres what todays news says -
"The Sene has changed its plans about the underwear three times in the last few days. First its leaders said these would be sent to an orphanage. Later, they said the parcels would be returned to the parents of the girls who had sent them. Then they said the parcels would be publicly auctioned. But on Sunday, they confirmed they'll burn them."

how can you make it funnier than it is!

duh said...

tried anyway, by popular demand from vast readership :)

M said...

:) your loyal fans thank you for the effort.