Full text of Godman Pityananda's apology speech
"I know I have been irresponsible. I have caused unspeakable harm to my domestic life in several south Indian towns (under different aliases, of course) and have completely nipped my porn film career in the bud, with this leaked video with laughable production values.
I know many people here believed in me. They believed I was God Himself, and so the same rules didn't apply. They thought it would be my face that would be blurred out in the leaked video. They heard me say 'celibate' when I'd actually said 'celebrate', the morons. Anyway as Ranjida and Gia and Bhagirathi and... well, as they all said to me yesterday, I have to show my repentance in action. I intend to speak to Ranjida and make amends. What we will say and do, will be strictly between the two of us. And on youtube after a while for free download.
I also have thousands of emails and messages from my countless devotees, and some from the court and the local police as well. I haven't opened them but I'm overwhelmed at this show of affection. To the skeptics who don't believe in me, who think I'm not God's incarnate on earth, I have only one thing to say. I'm Tiger Woodz, actually. His Indian avatar. No really, we are the same person.
I have a lot of work to do. I intend to turn Buddhist and live the values which my mother taught me at a very young age, too young for me to remember any of that stuff now. I only ask one thing of you. Please don't ransack my ashrams. Dudes, let's face facts. I'm a really ugly dude and it takes me time to set up a racket like this with all these struggling actresses. Go find your own room...find room in your own heart to forgive me. Thank you."
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As always, funny! :)
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