MC : Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you once again to the weekly coffee performance...all you have to do is answer a few questions and you'll be among the lucky few to get on to the stage and have coffee with our performer today...the questions as you all know are highly personal and yes/no type...let's put our hands together for today's coffee quiz performer - David!
David : Hi Hi...Stand up you all...you're the lucky 80k people i've met in my life so far...Now I'll be asking a series of questions and if your answer is yes, you got to sit down...no cheating...Ok, where's that secret envelope in which i wrote down the questions backstage 5 min back...heeeere it is...Sit down if you you don't know my name...
(79,900 people sit down)
Wtf yo...why did you turn up if you don't even know me...i hope you know the rules...you can't leave for the next 2 hours...sit and rot...ok, next...sit if you didn't know my nick in school was 'princess'
sit down if you don't know about the one who got away...if you've never seen me cry...
Take a seat if somehow we've lost touch...
(all 80k down)
wait wait wait...we've spent good money on the coffee set on stage...strike off that last question...that last group stand up again...come on to the stage...you be the lucky winners...let's catch upppppp...let's show these 79,997 guys a good show...drink up the coffee yo, that's what they all paid good money to watch...especially the out of town folks...
