Thursday, April 10, 2008

SC bored with arguements : hikes BC reservation again

The highest court in the Indian judiciary today upheld a PIL against both sides of the ongoing reservation debate - the PIL alleged that the arguements for and against reservation were getting increasingly repetitive and accuses both parties of being mind-numbingly boring as a ploy to get a quick judgement.
'Exclude creamy layer. Use economic and not caste criteria. Yawn', the two-page judgement reads. The judgement also slams the pro-reservation wing for excessive usage of the phrase 'years of oppression'. 'What years of oppression, useless fellow!' thundered justice KGB in the court when the lawyer used the phrase,'Wish I could subject you to some years of oppression'
The outcome of this long-drawn battle was a hike in the quota for backward classes to 40%. 'I'm retiring in six months, so I took an arbitrary decision and adjourned till November because people need time to figure out how I arrived at the number 40' said KGB with an enigmatic smile.
Forward classes meanwhile have taken this news badly and a radical group is now rumoured to have started a home-schooling movement. The rationale is that there are no seats in schools and colleges for kids from forward classes and hence they would have to be tutored at home till graduation/post graduation. Not to be left behind, the backward caste parties have reacted to this rumour by applying to the SC for a quota in home-tutoring as well. Parents can no longer help just their kids with homework and get away with it, it seems.
'Prima facie, I think the 40% would apply at homes as well because the judgement does not specify the instrument used to impart education. But I'm sure these lawyers will use their creativity and dig up some loopholes and talk about meritocracy beginning from the household etc' was KGB's unofficial view.

2 comments:

Desi in DC said...

nicely done!

Anonymous said...

an enhancement on this thot of home schooling; Now that parents hafta sit at home for home tutoring, their monthly income becums 'nil', resulting in a need for providing food, home & shelter for them; not only for them, but also the staff of schools & colleges since juntha have opted for home tutoring & the seats of schools & colleges would be vacant!!!!. So, after waiving off farmer's debts & giving incentives, now its parents' & teachers' turn to get subsidy & by doing so, India would be one of the ........... country by 2020(errr.... not IPL):):).
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