Following Twaroor

-I have won with a landslide, biggest winning margin in Trivandrum. Truly humbled. Now the real work begins - Tweeting!
-Travelling with the cattle classes and the holier cows.
-Called for a meeting to discuss my insensitive indiscriminate tweeting. WTF! This SM Krisna sure is a moron.
-Interesting party meeting to discuss how to control my tweet-in-the-mouth syndrome.
-Boooored. Should do something for my state. Roads? Hospitals? IPL team!
-Great meeting about our relations with China. tweeting from cybercafe in shanghai. now going back to attend rest of it.
-Interesting meeting with Pakistani counterpart. Ended abruptly when I said freedom of speech more important than confidentiality.
-Met a Lebanese dude on a flight. Could be a valuable intermediary and resolve Kashmir crisis. Asking airhostess to solve global warming.
-Intermediary is a Mallu word meaning should not interfere and mind his own business- just sorry that so many people don't know Mallu!
-Asked by party to shut thafk up on Twitter and to not tweet about the instruction to shut thafk up on Twitter under any circumstances. Funny people.
-@Mody : Met an Indian ex-hottie sunaida on a flight. Could be a valuable sweat equity owner of the IPL team I'm planning.
-Biggest challenge country faces not malnutrition but closed political culture! give man food,feed him for a day gv hm tweets instd. but guess no food means no internet also.hmm.
-@supermodel25 your visa granted @mody : oops:)
-I've done nothing wrong in office. leave alone wrong, nothing whatsoever, in fact. so quitting. tweeting will continue...

Marriage to coolbabe4u not valid : Shoib Maalik

Shoib Maalik postponed his return to Pakistan for the 4th time in two weeks, when he was dragged to court over an alleged nikaah with coolbabe4u@yahoo.co.in, alias Shakeel Ahmed, Hyderabad. Shoib, as readers will know, is paying alimony through e-cheques to lolzchick, hot_rakhi and xxx4u, his three registered marriages prior to Aisha, none of whose real identities are known.
"It all started with installing that cursed dial-up internet at home. It was too slow to download anything but fast enough for Yahoo chat", said Shoib with a sigh. "I chatted day and night with strangers. Many of them wanted me to send a marriage document with my signature, in exchange for their photos which I badly needed. I met coolbabe4u in 2002 and I was on a rebound from a bitter chat fight with hot_rakhi. cb4u as I called her affectionately, was like a breath of fresh air and I proposed on impulse. Little did I know 'she' would turn out to be the prank of a teenager in Hyderabad. He even sent me snaps of Ishwarya Rai and I was really looking forward to married life.'
This saga seems to be affecting Saina Mizra's tennis as well as she lost in the first round at the Hyderabad-Secunderabad challenge tournament earlier this week.