Following Twaroor

-I have won with a landslide, biggest winning margin in Trivandrum. Truly humbled. Now the real work begins - Tweeting!
-Travelling with the cattle classes and the holier cows.
-Called for a meeting to discuss my insensitive indiscriminate tweeting. WTF! This SM Krisna sure is a moron.
-Interesting party meeting to discuss how to control my tweet-in-the-mouth syndrome.
-Boooored. Should do something for my state. Roads? Hospitals? IPL team!
-Great meeting about our relations with China. tweeting from cybercafe in shanghai. now going back to attend rest of it.
-Interesting meeting with Pakistani counterpart. Ended abruptly when I said freedom of speech more important than confidentiality.
-Met a Lebanese dude on a flight. Could be a valuable intermediary and resolve Kashmir crisis. Asking airhostess to solve global warming.
-Intermediary is a Mallu word meaning should not interfere and mind his own business- just sorry that so many people don't know Mallu!
-Asked by party to shut thafk up on Twitter and to not tweet about the instruction to shut thafk up on Twitter under any circumstances. Funny people.
-@Mody : Met an Indian ex-hottie sunaida on a flight. Could be a valuable sweat equity owner of the IPL team I'm planning.
-Biggest challenge country faces not malnutrition but closed political culture! give man food,feed him for a day gv hm tweets instd. but guess no food means no internet also.hmm.
-@supermodel25 your visa granted @mody : oops:)
-I've done nothing wrong in office. leave alone wrong, nothing whatsoever, in fact. so quitting. tweeting will continue...