Trance

DJ : Hey ye all, what's up dogs?
Crowd (C) : yea yea yea
DJ : Let's get this mfkin show on the road
C : yea yea
DJ : You guys like your music eh? What do you want me to play?
C : yea yea yea
DJ : I ain't gonna play no fkin' popular music. and that means no (first name1)-fkin-(second name1) and no (first name2)-fkin-(second name2)
C : yea yea yea
DJ : ye know what? I ain't gonna play anything!
C : yea yea
DJ : Let me instead read out some dialogues I wrote m'self.
'you ain't gonna no fk with me mofos, i ain't no saint blah blah etc'
C : yea yea
DJ : Also, let's get some beats goin' eh. (beats)
(repeat beats in infinite loop)
two hours later
C : yea yea
three hours later
C : yea yea
four hours later. The alcohol's drying up and the crowd's sobering up.
C (thinking aloud) :
1.If this place has a dress code, why is the DJ in a banian?
2.How many distinct songs did we just hear? I can recall only two.
3.I was carrying 10k when I came in. Now I need to borrow 5 rupees for bus ticket to go home.

Empowerment

This is an email trail. So read from down up.

From : D4 (Office boy)
To : L
CC : D1, D2, D3
D3 saab ne bola kuch kaam hai aur aapse milne ka hai urgent. apun train me aa raha hai. kuch chai nashta leke aaoon kya?

From : D3 (Executive)
To : L
CC : D1, D2, D4
sir I is busy on call sir. sending my guy to meet yourgoodself and help with on your project as soon as asap.

From : D2 (General Manager)
To : L
CC : D1, D3
I spoke with D1 and it would be great to work with you on this. Requesting D3 to contact you immediately to take this forward. Do let me know in case you need anything.

From : D1(CEO)
To : L
CC : D2
Sure. Through this mail, I request D2 to contact you directly and take this forward.
D2 - Please speak urgently

From : L
To : D1
Sir, Can your firm help me with project xyz please?

World cup reveller amongst Hazaare supporters detained

A semi-drunk 30 year old reveller Akash Sharma was detained by the local Delhi police for pretending to be a supporter of the Ana Hazaare anti-corruption campaign. Other rallyists reported him for shouting 'Dhoooooni Dhoni' out of context in the candlelight march. Akash was blank when asked about Ana Hazaare but made a brave attempt to yell his way out of the situation through general slogans such as "Bad things, down down!" and telling the policeman, "We have seen so much bad stuff and are very angry. I will not rest till whateva these guys are crying about is put a stop to or started or whateva they want done. I'm with you, comrades. They can't ignore us anymore (hic)". Akash allegedly took 5 chances to get to the 'cause' correctly, after cancer, terrorism, Ganpathi and Independence Day, and said "I don't know, who's he?" when asked about the Lokpal bill, which prompted the immediate arrest.

pls read v.v. important dn't delete...

got this as a fwd and i swear this works...

this is v.v.very rare photo...look at photo and say small very simple prayer wishing for one thing...anything you want very badly...say prayer 12 times and repeat twice i.e. total of 19 times...

dear god, please shower me with happiness and joy
dear god, please shower me with happiness and etc etc...

now fwd this to 17 ppl within the next 43 minutes one by one and something mega will happen on april 2nd, 2011...if you delete or ignore it or even think about deleting it, i'll personally come after you, be careful...no you don't...i mean it...