Monday, May 3, 2010

Mumbai was attacked sometime in the 2007-2008 period : Special Court

After a lightning trial conducted over a two year period, the special court found today that the city of Mumbai was attacked sometime in 2008. The court today attempted to put an accurate date on it with the help of the prime suspect, Kajmal Asab, as the country waited with bated breath. "The case has been going on for so long that I only remember bits and pieces of the incident", Kajmal said. The court refused to take his confession on record because his memory was 'unreliable'.
"However we have some good news. We have concluded that the city was indeed attacked. So there is no room for doubt on that front" the judge said. Defence put up a brave show claiming that the episode was a media-TRP conspiracy but lost in the face of piles of evidence and Kajmal's own testimony where he listed the lives he took and submitted photos taken from his cell phone camera.
"The next step is to open a line of communication with Pakistan to send us all the suspects to try. We have spoken to Ornab Goshwami of Times-New to do this. He's rounded up Gillani, their cricket board chairman and Meena, the model who got in trouble in Pakistan for bold photoshoots, to debate this handover process tonight" the judge said.

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