Thursday, May 13, 2010

Past Update

Hi
HR is in the process of updating your profile for our database. As you are aware, this is a six monthly process since we would like to always have the latest information about you in our records. Please fill in the following details. Explanatory notes have been added for your benefit.
Name in capital letters : HR has seen several cases where names have changed in the last financial year due to religious conversions, witness protection programs and so on. Also capital lettering itself is seeing a paradigm shift with many new fonts entering the market.
Parents' names in capital letters : In case you have been put up for adoption by harried parents, you can leave this as TBD
Educational Institutes
1. School : HR has noticed that in the hurry to get to a better future, people often don't take time to upgrade their past. This is seen in the shady unknown school names that people fill up in their profile forms. If you have always craved a better primary school education, this is your chance to do something about it.
2. College : -do-
Work Experience
Company 1 : Think you got a raw deal in your first job? It's time to change!
Company 2 : We would like to know if you changed companies in the period 2005-2007 anytime in the last 6 months.
Company 3 : We would like to know if you changed companies in the period 2007-2009 anytime in the last 6 months
Other information : HR understands that your contact information viz. mobile phone number and email, your other interests, recent training programs you attended, current work experience and so on are forever in a state of flux and accurate information about these cannot be provided by you. So these have been excluded in the update form.
PS : Please inform us immediately if you haven't received this email so we can send across a hard copy.

1 comment:

Nishant Singh said...

Funny. I wonder who u are as I received a similar mail by the HR in my company which excluded all the personal info like ph, email etc LOL.